Brooke: *sitting on the couch one morning playing her Nintendo DS* GET AWAY FROM ME DANIELLE - YOU SMELL LIKE PEE!!!
Danielle: NO I DON'T!
Brooke: YES YOU DO - YOU STILL WEAR A DIAPER - YOU SMELL LIKE PEE - GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE!!!
*Danielle STILL wears a pull up, at age 5. We've discussed this with the docs and everything - she just does NOT wake up in the night to go to the bathroom .....*
Danielle: IT IS NOT A DIAPER - IT'S A PULL UP! (her bottom lip starts to hang)
Brooke: Whatever - YOU STINK!
Danielle: Yeah?? Well, you smell like PUKE!
Brooke: I do NOT!
Danielle: YES YOU DO!
*for the record, Brooke was just recovering from the puke flu at this time*
Brooke: NO I DON'T! I HAVEN'T PUKED SINCE YESTERDAY!
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A sign on Brooke's bedroom door says this:
"No Danielle in my room."
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Webkinz Woes
My kids are addicted to Webkinz and frequently visit the website. On it, they send each other "gifts" for their virtual pets - like articles of clothing or items to decorate each others webkinz rooms.
Not too long ago, a fight broke out at the dinner table between the two - can't even remember what it was about (it's usually about something incredibly stupid), when the sobs started.
Danielle: WELL, I want my gifts back on Webkinz world that I sent you today!!
Brooke: Nope!
Danielle: YES!!! You're not being nice to me, so I want them back!!!!
*Yes, they've even resorted to fighting over gifts given to one another virtually.*
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The list goes on, really.
And that plague lasted an entire week here with Brooke ending up missing an entire week of school as well as having a kidney infection - so having her here, in the house, cooped up, led to a lot of fighting (the misery, the discomfort and such). I think I grew another 50 or so new grey hairs in the matter of a few days.
Oh the joys.
